At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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