I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
