Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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