belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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