we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
