he looks like a really good dad on facebook
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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