Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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