It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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