I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
