69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's blow job season.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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