Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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