she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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