put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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