If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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