So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
