Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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