I just made out with a guy for $7.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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