Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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