Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Everclear isn't food dammit
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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