no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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