yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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