his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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