Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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