very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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