I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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