Since when is my name a synonym for head?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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