I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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