Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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