she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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