What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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