Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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