walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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