Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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