She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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