"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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