Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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