there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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