***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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