We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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