Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i came on her dog
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
This baby is an asshole
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
