He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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