in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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