Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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