just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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