Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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