No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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