New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
