no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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