I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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