I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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