Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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