can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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