you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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